Queen Hilbean's Land of Stupidity

I love love love this video!  Too Funny!

When driving alone, what do you do?  Sing along to the radio?  Think about your day?  Something else?
Submitted by carapiccoladiva.  

When I drive, I sing on top of my lungs and dance.  People look at me as if I'm crazy.  I just can't help myself.  If a song comes on that I like, I gotta sing with it.

Summer has been beaten the crap out of me, but I think at this point I'm half crazy because I don't give a damn.  So welcome back to me.  So I was cruising the internet when I came across this little article entitled Love Motel for Dogs, so naturally I was intrigued, and was not disappointed.  Stupidity is not dead my friends!  There is actually motel in Soa Paulo called the Barra Funda that has a special room for our four legged friends. It's this little decorated air conditioned room where dogs can do the nasty.  The room costs $41 per a two hour period.  They also offer artificial insemination services if puppy doesn't wind up pregnant. 

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All I have to say is what the hell?  Who on god's green earth is going to reserve the puppy loving room?  I swear to the sweet baby Jesus, I want to meet these morons.  I would like to offer them the services of my doggie brothel, because if those idiots are willing to pay effin money for a room for their puppies to do their business, think of all the cash I can rake in by offering a full fledge puppy dog whore house.  I'll even get the dogs tested regularly so everything is safe and sound.  What the hell am I talking about?  Without a doubt, this craptastic summer is truly screwing with my sanity.  I have some issues to work through.

My husband, who happens to be a Star Wars fan, laughed hisself silly when he watched this.  Can I just say for the record that Jar Jar Binks has to be one the worse characters created in modern cinema.  He makes you want to jab your ear balls out.  What the hell was George Lucus thinking?

Tell us a true story that proves it really is a small world after all. 
Submitted by havybeaks.

This is actually a sad story.  My husband unfortunately witnessed a accident at a busy intersection.  A motorcyclist was hit by a car and thrown in front of his vehicle as he sat a red light.  The poor man died almost instantly.  Well a couple years back we were having a yard sale in which my hubby was finally selling his motorcycle.  I thought it was too dangerous.  Anyways, when people came along he would jokingly push the motorcycle.  This one lady shook her head and commented that she did not like motorcycles.  She said her husband was killed in a motorcycle accident.  Well my hubby and her got to talking.  He said that he was selling his motorcycle because the dangers involved and proceeded to tell her about the horrible accident he witnessed years before.  The woman burst into tears.  "That was my husband," she said to my husbands shock.  They talked some more, and since my husband is a natural charmer, he was able to cheer the woman up.  She even hugged him for trying to help her husband.  It was very strange coincidence for both parties involved.  It just goes to show you never know what you'll encounter.

What was your worst hairstyle decision ever?

Queen Hilbean says:  I got the worse ever perm.  The curls where much to tight and heavy on my head.  The person I went to totally effed it up.  I actually went and got my hair straightened (twice) but it still took a year for it all to fall out.  Horrid!

What do you absolutely refuse to eat?

Queen Hilbean says:  I'm not a big meat person.  I'm not a vegetarian, but I just don't care for meat all that much and when I do eat meat it has to be prepared very precisely.  It the only thing I'm super picky about.  When I go out to eat I absolutely refuse to eat their prepared meat.  It's never up to my impossible standards.  I really can't stomach it.

A strange image captured by a surveillance camera at the First Judicial District courthouse downtown Santa Fe has left sheriff's deputies, lawyers, clerks and judges scratching their heads. Some think it's a ghost. Possibly of  a man killed at the courthouse more than 20 years ago after bringing a rifle to the building and taking several people hostage.  Others suggest it's a reflection from a passing car or possibly a piece of fluff from a cottonwood tree. The video shows a bright spot of light coming from either the roof or near the courthouse's back door. It moves toward the west across the front bumper of a parked police before leaving the frame. Perhaps the most bizarre part is that the light appears to cast shadows. Courthouse workers debated whether it might have been a reflection. But some said the angle of the sun wasn't right and a large tree shades most of the area. Very interesting nonetheless.